Please rush me a kit right now! Thank you for a great bit of humor.
On Mon, 31 Mar 97 10:40:18 -0700 STUART_BRENNAN@HP-Andover-om3.om.hp.com
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> PRODUCT INTRODUCTION: FOR RELEASE ON 4/1/97:
>
> Want your Tiger inspected by TAC, but can't get to the West
>Coast?
> Or to a United?
>
> Then you need TurboTAC, the home Tiger certification software!
> Authenticate your Tiger in the privacy of your own garage! A
>detailed
> inspection procedure and hundreds of reference images are all
> contained in this handsomely boxed, two CD ROM set! It's easy!
>It's
> fast! It's fun! Host a TAC party for your friends! Inspect up
>to
> five cars at the same time!
>
> Your VIN and JAL numbers are compared to the complete Tiger
>production
> data base, and a set of about 240 multiple choice questions is
>custom
> matched to your vehicle. Detailed diagrams specify the location
>of
> each feature being examined. You simply select which of four
>images
> best depicts that feature in your car. Multiple, resizable views
>of
> each Tiger and "Alger" feature are provided. You can zoom in and
>
> check the details! Your digitized images can be submitted to our
>
> panel of inspectors to resolve any doubts. Sorry, the correct
>answers
> are NOT provided.
>
> When you are finished with the questions, the program
>automatically
> E-Mails your serial numbers, answers, and images, to our
>certification
> committee,and within a few days, your TAC sticker will arrive in
>the
> mail! It couldn't be easier!
>
> Is this entire package worth $100? $150? YES!!! But if you
>order
> today, you can install TurboTAC in your PC for the amazing low
>price
> of $70.83!!! TurboTAC pays for itself in no time at all!!
>
> But that's not all! We're adding the informative booklet
>entitled
> "Tiger Air Cleaner Wing Nut Secrets". The mystery TAC inspector,
>
> known only as "Deep Rootes", has revealed some of TAC's most
>closely
> guarded secrets, at great personal risk! The 18 specific
>features of
> Tiger wing nuts are revealed in 23 detailed close up photos, and
>16
> pages of text. A "Must Have" document for your next regional
> gathering! What's the price now? STILL $70.83!!!!!
>
> But wait, there's even more! The first 25 people who order will
>also
> receive a copy of "The Making of SUNI 2: THE MOVIE", a genuine
>TE/AE
> 1984 Niagara Falls United belt buckle, and, yes, a can of
>Tri-Flow!
>
>
> Don't delay! Order TurboTAC today!
>
>
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