On Sun, 16 Jan 2000, Jack W Drews wrote:
> Mr. Burns:
>
> Thank you for your inquiry regarding Thicko membership re-application, which
>has
> benn forwarded to me by our Esteemed Flounder. As you have properly deduced
>from
> the name, membership is closely controlled.
>
> Membership requires, along with the ability to consume great quantities of
>amber
> liquids, participation in endless insult-hurling, and assuming embarrassing
>and
> unnatural body positions, a significant financial commitment.
>
> As (self)appointed membership fee chairman, please send me your VISA card
>number
> and expiration date and I will send you email notification of acceptance /
> rejection.
>
> Thanking you in advance, I remain, Your Humble Servant,
>
> uncle jack (hooooboy!)
>
Looks like Uncle Jack needs an new overthruster for the blue car:)
GP
gpetrola@prairienet.org 1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
"That's not a leak... My car is just marking its territory!"
Greg Petrolati, Champaign, Illinois
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