Subject: FW: Appetite?
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> A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast.
> "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned
> grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?"
> He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the
> edge off my appetite."
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> At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl
> of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about
> a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"
> Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says,
> "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
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> At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to
> go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I
> make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry?
> That'll only take a couple of minutes...?"
> Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra.
> It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
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> "Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm STARVING!"
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