>The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many
>doctors,
>all of whom could not figure out how to cure him.
>Finally
>he was brought to an old physician. After about an
>hour's
>examination he came out and told the cardinals that
>he had
>some good news and some bad news. The bad news was
>that the
>pope had a rare disorder of the testicles. The good
>news
>was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to
>have
>sex.
>Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who
>argued
>about it at length. Finally they went to the pope
>with the
>doctor and explained the situation. After some
>thought, the
>Pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions."
>The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an
>uproar.
>Over the noise a single voice asked, "And what are
>the four
>conditions?"
>The room stilled. There was a long pause....
>The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so
>that she
>cannot see with whom she is having sex."
>"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear
>with whom
>she is having sex."
>"And third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she
>figures
>out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no
>one."
>After another long pause a voice arose and asked,
>"And the
>fourth condition?"
>The Pope replied, "Big tits
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