team-thicko
[Top] [All Lists]

The Farmer's Daughters

To: "Thickos" <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Subject: The Farmer's Daughters
From: "Irv Korey" <emanteno@attglobal.net>
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 1999 12:30:17 -0500
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility

to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond
comparison.  

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he 
started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three 
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he 
explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of 
them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came

to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."
>The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
man's opinion.

"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly 
notice. . . .but pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the

man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked

how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly 
tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,"She's perfect, just perfect!

She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right away.

Months later the baby was born.  When the man visited nursery he was 
horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine.
He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen 
considering the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could 
hardly tell.....pregnant when you met her."

<Prev in Thread] Current Thread [Next in Thread>
  • The Farmer's Daughters, Irv Korey <=