The huge Air Canada jumbo jet is just coming into Person Airport
(Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom:
"This is Capt.
Johnson. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for
flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto."
Well, the Captain forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can
now hear
the conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well
skipper, what ya gonna do in Toronto?" Now all ears in the plane are
listening in
to this conversation. "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into
the hotel and go for a mega-huge dump. Then I'm gonna take that new
stewardess out for supper - you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna
wine and
dine her, take her back to my room, and slip the old salami to her all
night. I'm gonna lick and suck on those big titties of hers until I milk
em'
dry! Just thinkin' about it makes me want to squirt right here."
Well, everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
She's so embarrassed that she runs from the
back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The
old lady leans over and says, "No need to run, dear, he's gotta take a shit
first!"
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