>> << Subject: Creative Cat Bathing
>> >
>> >
>> > Please forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like myself, are very
>> > concerned about their hygiene.
>> >
>> > 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
>> >
>> > 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
>> > both lids lifted.
>> >
>> > 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
>> > bathroom.
>> >
>> > 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
>> > lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
>escape).
>> >
>> > CAUTION:
>> > Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
>> > paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
>> >
>> > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash
>> > and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
>> >
>> > 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
>> > are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
>> >
>> > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
>> > lids.
>> >
>> > 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
>> > where he will dry himself.
>> >
>> > Sincerely,
>> > The DOG
>> > >>
>> >>
Personally, I prefer a less hands-on approach, such as a 20,000 psi
industrial pressure washer. With the proper tip, you can wash the neighbors
cat while it's still in their house. be careful, as those things have a
pretty good kick when you pull the trigger. A method less likely to propel
the cat into a differnt zipcode involves simply water balloons. This is
also good off-season practice for hunters.
Calvin K.
no cats were harmed in the creation of this message (that you can prove)
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