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To: "Thickos" <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Subject: Fw: Fw: Creative Cat Bathing
From: "Irv Korey" <emanteno@ibm.net>
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 1999 22:47:59 -0500
>  <<  Subject: Creative Cat Bathing
>   >
>   >
>   > Please forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like myself, are very
>   > concerned about their hygiene.
>   >
>   > 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
>   >
>   > 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
>   >      both lids lifted.
>   >
>   > 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
>   >      bathroom.
>   >
>   >  4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
>   >      lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
escape).
>   >
>   > CAUTION:
>   > Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
>   > paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
>   >
>   > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash
>   >     and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
>   >
>   > 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
>   >     are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
>   >
>   > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
>   >      lids.
>   >
>   > 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
>   >      where he will dry himself.
>   >
>   > Sincerely,
>   > The DOG
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