> Excerpts from actual insurance claims:
>
> Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree
> that I don't have.
>
> The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its
> intentions.
>
> I thought my window was down, but found out it wasn't when I put my
> head through it.
>
> Excerpts from actual insurance claims:
>
> I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
>
> A track backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
>
> A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
>
> The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
> before I hit him.
>
> Excerpts from actual insurance claims:
>
> I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
> and headed over the embankment.
>
> In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
>
> I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As
> I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and
> I did not see the other car.
>
> Excerpts from actual insurance claims:
>
> I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and
> had an accident.
>
> I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
> joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
>
> As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place
> where no stop sign had ever been before. I was unable to stop in time
> to avoid the accident.
>
> Excerpts from actual insurance claims:
>
> To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the
> pedestrian.
>
> An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
>
> I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat,
>found
> that I had a fractured skull.
>
> I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the
> road when I struck him.
>
> Excerpts from actual insurance claims:
>
> The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
>
> I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the
> hood of my car.
>
> The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of
> its way, when it struck my car.
>
> My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
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