I don't usually forward stuff, but this one made me laugh...
David Riker
74 Midget
63 Falcon
70 Torino
http://home.pacbell.net/davriker
----- Original Message -----
From "rch49_2000" <clubs-mail at yahoo-inc.com>
To: <davriker@pacbell.net>
Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 9:46 AM
Subject: True Torino Friends [Yahoo! Clubs: the ford torino club]
> Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good
> but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a true friendship
poem.
>
> Friend,
> When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against
> the sorry bastard who made you sad.
> When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
> When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
> When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
> When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
> worse it could be and to quit whining.
> When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.
> When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
> want
> whatever you have.
> When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
> This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're
> my friend!
>
> Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because
you
> realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you
> right now anyway.
> Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
> move a body.
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