Spoken like a true Floridian!! Reminds me of the time Key West seceeded
from the United States in the early 70's! Only the second time in our
country's history that had happened (the first being the Civil War of
course). Trust the humor in this land to get us through nearly anything!
Sue
Brad Pace wrote:
> Her guys , maybe this will help explain the controversy.
>
> OK, here is the deal.
>
> We here in Florida have all gotten together and decided to hold the
> rest of
> the country hostage with these here election results 'til you all come
> and
> take your parents back home with you! That's right, we're tired of
> hearing
> how good it was back home and how beautiful your children are.
>
> We can't stand it any longer! And where did they learn to DRIVE?!?
> We're
> running out of Depends down here, and it's gonna get messy. You want
> a
> president . . . We want the speed limit over 20 mph . . . So, is it a
> deal?
>
> . . . George W. you listening? How about you, Al? Ya'll getting'
> this?
>
> We need a break. And quit sending the Canadians down here, too! We
> mean it!
> We're not letting the results out; we'll stall with lawsuits and
> claim
> ballot fraud, anything 'til you all come on down and take the old
> devils
> outta here!
>
> Signed, Terry L.
>
> PS I voted 1787 times, but I only used my real name 976 times, so I'll
> never
> get caught!
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