Her guys , maybe this will help explain the controversy.
OK, here is the deal.
We here in Florida have all gotten together and decided to hold the
rest of
the country hostage with these here election results 'til you all come
and
take your parents back home with you! That's right, we're tired of
hearing
how good it was back home and how beautiful your children are.
We can't stand it any longer! And where did they learn to DRIVE?!?
We're
running out of Depends down here, and it's gonna get messy. You want
a
president . . . We want the speed limit over 20 mph . . . So, is it a
deal?
. . . George W. you listening? How about you, Al? Ya'll getting'
this?
We need a break. And quit sending the Canadians down here, too! We
mean it!
We're not letting the results out; we'll stall with lawsuits and
claim
ballot fraud, anything 'til you all come on down and take the old
devils
outta here!
Signed, Terry L.
PS I voted 1787 times, but I only used my real name 976 times, so I'll
never
get caught!
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