DON'T ASK AND DON'T TELL!
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From "Brad Fornal" <toyman at digitex.net>
To: "Spridgets" <Spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Monday, November 13, 2000 11:59 AM
Subject: NO LBC!! Ouch or The Truth?
Dear Abby:
I am a sailor in the United States Navy. My parents live in a suburb
of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensonhurst, is
married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently
serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for
the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other is currently
being
held in the
Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.
I
have recently
become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the
Bronx
and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel; however,
her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an
STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are
currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel,
with
my fiancie utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the
manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our
team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at
least it would get them off the streets and, hopefully, the heroin. My
problem is this:
I love my fiancie and look forward to bringing her into the family,
and
of course I want to be totally honest with her. But should I tell her
about my cousin who works for the
Gore/Lieberman campaign?
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