> >>> > The Face Lift
> >>> >
> >>> > A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends
> >>> > $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he
> stops
> >>> > at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the
> >>> > sales clerk,
> >>> > "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > "About 35," was the reply.
> >>> >
> >>> > "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
> >>> >
> >>> > After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order
> >>> > taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look
> about
> >>> 29".
> >>> > "I am actually 47"
> >>> >
> >>> > This makes him feel really good.
> >>> >
> >>> > While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same
> >>> > question. She replies,
> >>> > "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I
> >>> > was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my
> >>> > hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I
> >>> > will be able to tell your exact age."
> >>> >
> >>> > As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let
> >>> > her slip her hand down his pants.
> >>> > Ten minutes later the old lady says,
> >>> >
> >>> > "OK, it's done. You are 47."
> >>> >
> >>> > Stunned the man says,
> >>> > "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
> >>> > The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
> >
> >
> >
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