This was originally sent right to Frank, but I don't want anyone else going
strictly Bavarian on us:
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From: Ron Soave <redlotus@spacey.net>
To: Frank Clarici <spritenut@Exit109.com>
Subject: Re: Buy one get one free
Date: Monday, March 30, 1998 8:51 PM
You almost sound serious. What broke? Remember - you're talking to a guy
who had to easyout a speedometer screw. I know a little about BMW's
(remember - I have one). You can hit the redline every shift, every time
for 200,000 miles, nothing ever breaks or needs adjustment, you get 25 mpg
with a six cyl. The plugs last for 100,000 miles, no points, no generator,
paint that lasts 30 years if you spit on it and wipe it down once a year.
YOU WILL GO OUT OF YOUR F@#$%^*G MIND. In your sleep, Diane will hear you
repeating "MOWOG, MOWOG, MOWOG". You will rebuild your Briggs and Stratton
mower out of boredom every week. It will be ugly, Frank. I've been to the
darkside. I'm better now. Also, there's people in Japanese cars who will
wave to you because they think you have something in common with their
M!%ta's. Don't do it, buddy.
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> > From: Frank Clarici <spritenut@Exit109.com>
> > To: Ron Soave <redlotus@spacey.net>
> > Subject: Re: Buy one get one free
> > Date: Monday, March 30, 1998 8:47 PM
> >
> >
> >
> > Ron Soave wrote:
> >
> > > April Fool?!?!?
>
> >
> > I have been under one of these fucking cars since I was a kid (see home
> page)
> > I have had enough, it ain't worth it anymore, I'm loosing my mind.
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > ----------
> > > > From: Frank Clarici <spritenut@Exit109.com>
> > > > To: spridgets@autox.team.net
> > > > Subject: Buy one get one free
> > > > Date: Monday, March 30, 1998 8:17 PM
> > > >
> > > > I have had enough of Sprites for more then one mans lifetime.
> > > > I am selling all and buying a BMW Z3.
> > > >
> > > > For Sale
> > > > 67 Sprite, RHD, restored 2 years ago light blue, navy blue/off
white
> > > interior,
> > > > blue top.
> > > > aka PIECES. $5000. comes with a 66 Sprite parts car!
> > > >
> > > > 60 Sprite, repainted this year, yellow with black stripe, 1275 w/5
> speed,
> > > all
> > > > new
> > > > $7000, comes with 69 Midget!
> > > >
> > > > 59 Sprite, totally restored 2 years ago, all new, high preformance
> 1275,
> > > > Keystone mags 185/55 X 13 tires. BRG/tan
> > > > $9000, comes with 72 Midget!
> > > >
> > > > Buy one -get one free.
> > > >
> > > > Also garage sale, all kinds of parts no offers refused, bring cash
> and
> > > truck
> > > > this weekend 4/4-4/5.
> > > >
> > > > Also for sale 2 more English pieces of crap!
> > > > 63 Mini, restored 3 years ago, all rebuilt, needs to be done again
> (moss
> > > crap
> > > > doesn't last long)
> > > > 1275 built, red/white woody wagon.
> > > > 59 Austin A40 , restored last month, still needs headliner but it
is
> on
> > > order,
> > > > 1275 with 5 speed. green/white, real ugly!
> > > >
> > > > Frank Clarici
> > > > Toms River, NJ
> > > >
> > > >
> >
> >
> >
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