Ed...
Love it! But you are going to get busted by the Healey police. You
could try to make amends by pointing out that they weren't really
"donuts", just the little tires on a Sprite. And the batteries were by
Lucas for a 100S.
Bob
JustBrits wrote:
>
> To All:
>
> Most of us have seen postings and/or replies from a knowledgable person
> from the area about to be re-written about: From the Chicago Sun-Times,
> 12/15/97 "QT" col.:
>
> "A costly sale
>
> Police charged a Rutland, VT woman with shoplifting $ 101.49 worth
> of goods from a supermarket.
> Anything more than $100 is a felony.
> But the woman's attorney pointed out that the doughnuts and
> batteries she stole were on sale.
> So she stole $ 97.37 worth of goods.
> But police pointed out that the sale prices are available only to
> shoppers who show a courtesy card at the register.
> So make it a felony again."
>
> And Happy Holiday Season to you all.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed
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