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Re: Joke / Humour

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Subject: Re: Joke / Humour
From: Ben Miller <No1BroncoFan@attbi.com>
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 12:19:19 -0800
Cat 1.0 and Dog 1.0 do come with their own problems though.

Cat 1.0 requires ScratchingPost V0.725b to be installed immediately or it shreds
Furniture (all versions) Drapes (versions 2.2-7.6) and Carpeting V1.1. The 
litter
box option is also priced extra.

Dog 1.0 comes with the house trained switch off by default and it usually takes
3-6 weeks to get the switch set properly. In the meantime Furniture, Drapes and
Carpeting suffer a similar fate as with Cat 1.0

Do not run Cat 1.0 and Dog 1.0 together as the bonus programs Migraine V7.4 and
TrashedHouse V3.3 are automatically installed and activated.

Ben Miller
--
'79 Spit - "Bitsy"
Corvallis, Or.
--
-Broncos football is not a matter of life and death. It's WAY more important 
than
that!-

Douglas Frank wrote:

> > > When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my TR  programme it often crashes or runs
> > > the system dry.
> >
> > Any Ideas?
>
> Have you considered deinstalling Wife and trying the open source
> route?  I've heard several good endorsements of Dog... (any version).
> Dog runs with absolutely anything, but does require a lot more
> maintenance than Cat.
> --
> Douglas Frank    Compaq Computer Corp.
> ZKO              110 Spit Brook Rd.       The older I get,
> 603-884-0501     Nashua, NH USA 03062       the better I was.

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