OK Guys, that's it.
I joined this list in the hope to learn something about my Spitfire, but if you
guys keep insisting on
littering my mailbox with this kind of crap, I clearly came to the wrong place.
I'm out of here.
And If I may make a suggestion to at least some of you: GET A LIFE!!!!!
You've got a nice car, go out and drive it, or something....
Goodbye,
Marc
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> TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH . . .
>
> Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
>
> If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
> expect us to act like soap opera guys.
>
> Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive
> than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married
> is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck
> with her.
>
> Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
> if we can find the perfect present yet again!
>
> If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
> answer you don't want to hear.
>
> Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't
> ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster =
> trucks.
>
> Sunday =3D sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
> tides. Let it be.
>
> Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of
> it that way.
>
> When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
> fine. Really.
>
> You have enough clothes.
>
> You have too many shoes.
>
> Crying is blackmail.
>
> Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle
> hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints
> don't work. Just say it!
>
> No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark
> anniversaries on the calendar.
>
> Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss
> sometimes.
>
> Most guys own three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be
> any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
> with your dress?
>
> Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> question.
>
> Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
> That's what we do.
>
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
> A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>
> Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
>
> Check your oil.
>
> It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
> together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
>
> Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> All comments become null and void after 7 days.
>
> If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>
> Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.
>
> You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do
> something but not both.
>
> Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> commercials.
>
> ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
>
> If it itches, it will be scratched.
>
> Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
>
> If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
> nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth
> the hassle.
>
> What the hell is a doily?
>
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