DEEP QUESTIONS
> OF LIFE...
>
> After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting
> out of the water?
>
> How can there be self-help groups?
>
> If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
>
> If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek,
> does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
>
> If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
> is it considered a hostage situation?
>
> Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they
> still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
>
> Is there another word for synonym?
> Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
> When sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
>
> When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder
> why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
>
> Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
>
> Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> Or cat-flavored dog food?
>
> Why do they report power outages on TV?
>
> Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't
> afraid to have a Chapter 11?
>
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