> > 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
> > 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
> >
> > 2. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your
> > tan...
> >
> > 3. Inventive way to finally meet that redhead in Human Resources...
> >
> > 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
> >
> > 5. You want to see if it's like the dream...
> >
> > 6. So that - with a little help from Muzak - you can add "Exotic Dancer"
to
> > your already exaggerated resume...
> >
> > 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep
> > them...
> >
> > 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk...
> >
> > 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning...
> >
> > 10. No one steals your chair...
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