Arthur!
Tut Tut, that wasn't very nice - especially as I'M a blonde!
Suzie
----- Original Message -----
From: Arthur H. Smith <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com>
To: SPITFIRES <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Sent: Saturday, November 06, 1999 3:34 PM
Subject: joke
>
> A blonde is driving her brand new restored TR down the road and as she
> passes a truck she cuts him off. He honks and flags her down indicating to
> pull over. She does and the trucker walks up and yells at her to get out
of
> her car. When she does he walks half way back to the truck reaches into
his
> pocket and pulls out a piece of chalk. He draws a circle on the ground and
> tells her to stand in it and don't step out of it, so she goes over and
> stands in the circle.
>
> The trucker goes over to her car and opens the door and slashes the
leather
> seat with his packing knife. He turns around and the blonde has a smirk on
> her face which angers the trucker more.
> He goes back to his truck and gets a tire iron and smashes the dash
> instruments and when he turns around the blonde is smiling. This
infuriates
> the trucker more so he walks around the car smashing the windows. When he
> looks at the blonde she is chuckling. So he takes his knife out again and
> slashes all the tires. When he turns around again she is laughing, so this
> time he is really pissed off. He gets a can of gas from his truck, douses
> the car and sets it on fire. He turns around and the blonde is on the
> ground laughing, holding her stomach.
> He yells at her "What the hell is so funny?"
> "Well" she says "each time you turned your back I stepped out of the
> circle."
>
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