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What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle.
Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? The police.
Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a
parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks
before he can videotape a teammate having sex.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the
refrigerator, so now they want a Coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take
out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass."
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System"........................"Yes
your Honor, No your Honor."
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a
new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring-training?
Studying the Miranda Rights.
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