On Thu, 5 Aug 1999, Eric A. Yates wrote:
> Okay, now don't laugh:
>
> There's a bird in my garage. He can't seem to figure out that the big door
> is the way out (he keep perching above it, in the rafters). He has already
> pooped on my Spitfire twice as I've swatted at him with a broom.
>
> Any ideas? HELP!
>
> Eric.
Two words - Air Pistol. Powerful enough to take out a bird, weak enough
to not put holes in the roof. Also according to the B-ATF it's not a
firearm, so discharging within city limits is still legal.
Andy L.
'70 Spit
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