Really really weird problem

["Eric A. Yates" <eyates@enteract.com>]

Okay, now don't laugh:

There's a bird in my garage. He can't seem to figure out that the big door
is the way out (he keep perching above it, in the rafters). He has already
pooped on my Spitfire twice as I've swatted at him with a broom.

Any ideas? HELP!

Eric.


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Eric Yates
eyates@enteract.com
1978 Spitfire 1500 FM 71614 U
Chicago, IL USA