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15 Internet rules of use

To: SPITFIRES <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Subject: 15 Internet rules of use
From: "Arthur H. Smith" <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com>
Date: Thu, 1 Jul 1999 17:27:13 -0400
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Hi All, 



                The Top 15 Internet Commandments

             [  The Top 5 List   www.topfive.com  ]
             [   Copyright 1999 by Chris White    ]


15> Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer, 
    lest ye be cast out.

14> Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! ***

13> Thou shalt visit www.topfive.com daily and keep it holy.
    And God says to click on the friggin' ad banners.

12> Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor, 
    even if he is a flaming Hitler.

11> Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that
    which is copyrighted.

10> Thou shalt not pop up any unwanted windows before me, for 
    I shall smite them immediately with a hasty click and read
    them not.

 9> Thou shalt use no browser other than Internet Explorer, 
    for thy Gates is a jealous Gates.

 8> Thou shalt not forward chain letters.  Instead, send these
    commandments to ten friends, and help save the life of a
    small child in Bogota!

 7> Thou shalt not act like a hot 18-year chick in a chat room
    when thou art a pudgy, pimply-faced Trekkie.

 6> Spam not, lest ye be spammed tenfold.

 5> Thou shalt not spill your kinky guts and then click "Reply
    to all."

 4> Thou shalt never refuse the online sexual advances of a 
    Top 5 List contributor.

 3> Thou shall not call thyself "Richard P. Smith" online when
    "Chesty LaRue" sounds so much better.

 2> Remember thou the Neimann-Marcus cookie recipe and keep 
    it holy.


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Internet Commandment...


 1> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife - and thou shalt
    rejoice in the loophole that Tommy Lee is technically
    not thy neighbor.




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