Father forgive for I have sinned. This afternoon I was removing some stock
fog lamps.
I violated the 3rd commandment by taking The Lord's Name in vain several
times while fighting with rusty carriage bolts.
I violated the 6th commandment by wishing death upon those who designed the
stock fogs, for their use of mild steel fasteners is an abomination unto The
Lord.
I violated the 9th commandment by declaring (probably falsely) that the
designers' parents were never married. (I called them the B-word.)
I am heartily sorry.
VO
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