This is an Actual Letter Sent To The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes Senator.
I think that all of the ones that voted for this same bill should
have to answer each and every one of us as to the contents of this
letter.
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The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted
the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine
the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to
you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate
and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions
is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States
for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
$2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I
know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process
started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us
who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm
excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return
for paying a $2,000 fine.
Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This
would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid
heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms,
I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
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