Time for a laugh break (no offense intended):
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps
went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a
young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you
a real cowboy?"
"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.
After a short while he asked her what she was.
"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend
my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I
think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me
think of women," told the young woman.
Mike Klepp
'48 3100
Wichita Falls, TX
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple
sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was, but now I just found out I'm a lesbian!"
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