OK, I can't resist...
Minivan, 8 kids, wife in passenger seat, wife #2 driving:
UTAH!
J.D. Welch
Sandy, UT
Willburn, Gerry wrote:
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Carealot [SMTP:Carealot@prodigy.net]
> > Sent: Friday, January 15, 1999 12:50 PM
> > To: Willburn, Gerry
> > Subject: Fw: [inhomedc] OT: :) So which one are you?
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> >
> >
> >
> > How to tell where a driver is from
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one (raised) finger out window: NEW YORK
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
> > BOSTON
> >
> > One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: CALIFORNIA.
> > With gun in lap: L.A.
> >
> > Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
> > OHIO, BUT DRIVING IN CALIFORNIA.
> >
> > Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
> > talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
> >
> > One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
> > mind on game: SEATTLE
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
> > feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds
> > bag out the window: TEXAS MALE
> >
> > One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed
> > steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming
> > around
> > a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:
> > TEXAS COUNTRY MALE
> >
> > One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
> > angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail
> > to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle
> > steering the car,chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in
> > the glove compartment: TEXAS FEMALE
> >
> > Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
> > checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their
> > own or another's car: COLORADO
> >
> > One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving
> > gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for
> > landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any
> > bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter:
> > COLORADO RESIDENT AFTER SPOTTING A CAR WITH TEXAS PLATE.
> >
> > Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans
> > on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: WEST VIRGINIA MALE.
> >
> > Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now
> > wearing a barrel: LAS VEGAS VISITOR
> >
> > Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
> > driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> > FLORIDA "SEASONED CITIZEN" DRIVER, also known as "no-see-um"
> >
> > Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a 70 mph zone in the left
> > lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right turn: NEW MEXICO
> >
> >
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