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> From: Carealot [SMTP:Carealot@prodigy.net]
> Sent: Friday, January 15, 1999 12:50 PM
> To: Willburn, Gerry
> Subject: Fw: [inhomedc] OT: :) So which one are you?
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> How to tell where a driver is from
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> One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
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> One hand on wheel, one (raised) finger out window: NEW YORK
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> One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
> BOSTON
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> One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: CALIFORNIA.
> With gun in lap: L.A.
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> Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
> OHIO, BUT DRIVING IN CALIFORNIA.
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> Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
> talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
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> One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
> mind on game: SEATTLE
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> One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
> feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds
> bag out the window: TEXAS MALE
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> One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed
> steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming
> around
> a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:
> TEXAS COUNTRY MALE
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> One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
> angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail
> to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle
> steering the car,chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in
> the glove compartment: TEXAS FEMALE
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> Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
> checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their
> own or another's car: COLORADO
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> One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving
> gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for
> landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any
> bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter:
> COLORADO RESIDENT AFTER SPOTTING A CAR WITH TEXAS PLATE.
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> Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans
> on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: WEST VIRGINIA MALE.
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> Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now
> wearing a barrel: LAS VEGAS VISITOR
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> Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
> driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> FLORIDA "SEASONED CITIZEN" DRIVER, also known as "no-see-um"
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> Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a 70 mph zone in the left
> lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right turn: NEW MEXICO
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