Subject: To all you people who forward stupid stuff!
>Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2002 06:20:27 -0600
>
>THE
>"FORWARDER'S"
>
> A.... (12) STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...
>
>
> (1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists
>if I DON'T forward an email!
> >
> (2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an
>e-mail.
> >
> >3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, or anyone else for that
>matter... for forwarding any e-mail to your entire email list Gessssh!
>
> Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're
>supposed to send me if I forward an e-mail to 20 people...
> >
> >4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to
>more than 50 people!
> >
> >5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca
>Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10
>people.
> >
> >6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER
>--NEVER !!
> >
> >7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not
>STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an
>e-mail to 10 or more people!
> >
> >8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England
>collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free
>and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
> >
> >9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or
>whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to
>charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
> >
> >10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers,
>characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an
>e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO,NADA!!
> >
> >11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual
>dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this
>to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
> >
> >12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by
>telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ.
>If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
>burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
> >
> >Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it
>along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will
>surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will
>fall out! "
I thought this was quite comical..............Best regards to the LBC
listers....Bill
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