Attention Visitors; Iowa Tourism Council Bulletin:
This list of rules will be handed to each person as they enter
the state.
2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive,
you're going to get dust on your BMW. I have a four wheel drive
because I need it. Drive it or get it out of the way.
12. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car. We're real
impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we
use two weeks a year.
13. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We
stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
14. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks--because they want
to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
18. So every person in every pick-up waves. It's called being
friendly. Understand the concept or we'll kick your butt.
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