JOKE "Car Won't Start"

[Gonaj@aol.com]

 CAR WON'T START
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 My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't 
 start, but I know what the problem is."
  
 I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in 
 the carburetor. I thought for a moment, then said, "You know, 
 I don't mean this offensively, but you don't know the carburetor 
 from the accelerator."
  
 "No, there's definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.
  
 "OK Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
  
 "In the lake."