Would also work on that moron boss, Place it in his top desk draw before he
arrives,
Probly get the morning off to stand in the street and watch. Carl E.
Bullwinkle wrote:
> Attached is part of a thread from another mailing list. Besides bikers, some
>of
> us LBC (Little British Car, or Little Bity Car) drivers have encountered this
> type of confrontation from BMV (Big Monstrous Vehicle) drivers.
>
> Blake
>
>
> Interesting way to get a drivers attention
> Date:
> Sun, 10 Sep 2000 10:38:53 -0500
> From:
> "Zandor" <zandor@hdc.net>
> To:
> "Blake Urban" <yd3@nvc.net>
>
> Foreword: The following is SATIRE. Grow a sense of humor and save your
> flame mail .. I'm wearing fireproof undies under my aerostitch so I'm
> invincible!
>
> The solution!!
>
> or
>
> How to deal with idiot cagers.
> (automobile drivers that nearly kill you on your motorcycle due to
> their ignorance or just plain terrible driving skills).
>
> As posted to the BMW Rider List, July 13, 2000.
>
> From: "****** ******"
> To: bmwmc@lists.ibmwr.org
> Subject: Re: BMW: Agressive Drivers- Analysis - SOLUTION!
> Date: Thursday, July 13, 2000 4:37 PM
>
> > *** ******** wrote:
> > I have thought of a citizens arrest but think that
> > would be too confrontational.
> > I wonder if they would arrest and prosecute?
> > I wonder what effect this would have on general driving
> > public if this was done a few times, nation wide?
> > Opinions, suggestions, flames ?
>
> ****** ****** replied:
>
> Buy a big strong magnet (like a speaker magnet), some grey "play-doh"
> or plasticscene, take a circuit board out of something small like a
> digital watch, take two coiled wires, one red, one black, an LED and a
> 9V battery. Put it all together in your best "time bomb" imitation -
> bonus points if you can get the LED to blink.
>
> When idiot cager deserves it.. ride up beside them on the drivers side
> and as you pass them, reach out and stick your "device" on their
> hood - right in front of their windsheild - hopefully with the
> blinking LED facing them.
>
> Accelerate away from the now skidding/sliding cage that just locked'em
> up.
>
> Quick.. rush home and flick on the local news and watch the helicopter
> coverage of the bomb disposal crew removing play-doh from the hood of
> some idiot cager's car.
>
> ... you gotta admit, it's a fun thought - but you didn't hear me say
> it ;-)
>
> Cheers!
> ******
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