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Re: Safety

To: Bullwinkle <yd3@nvc.net>, mgt <mg-t@autox.team.net>,
Subject: Re: Safety
From: Bob Shaw <shaws@mlcltd.com>
Date: Mon, 11 Sep 2000 06:45:15 -0500
At 10:40 PM -0700 9/10/00, Bullwinkle wrote:
>Attached is part of a thread from another mailing list.  Besides 
>bikers, some of
>us LBC (Little British Car, or Little Bity Car) drivers have encountered this
>type of confrontation from BMV (Big Monstrous Vehicle) drivers.
>
>Blake
>
>  ****** ****** replied:
>
>Buy a big strong magnet (like a speaker magnet), some grey "play-doh"
>or plasticscene, take a circuit board out of something small like a
>digital watch, take two coiled wires, one red, one black, an LED and a
>9V battery. Put it all together in your best "time bomb" imitation -
>bonus points if you can get the LED to blink.
>
>When idiot cager deserves it.. ride up beside them on the drivers side
>and as you pass them, reach out and stick your "device" on their
>hood - right in front of their windsheild - hopefully with the
>blinking LED facing them.
>
>Accelerate away from the now skidding/sliding cage that just locked'em
>up.
>
>Quick.. rush home and flick on the local news and watch the helicopter
>coverage of the bomb disposal crew removing play-doh from the hood of
>some idiot cager's car.
>
>... you gotta admit, it's a fun thought - but you didn't hear me say
>it ;-)
>
>Cheers!
>******

Boy, now you've done it.  Martha started a maniacal laughter and 
disappeared into the basement.  She now has a package in a plain 
brown paper bag and is presently inquiring as to when our next outing 
in the A will be.
-- 
Bob Shaw
Check out Shaw's Garage at http://www.mlcltd.com/shawsgarage/
My British Car is NOT leaky - it's merely marking its territory.

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