David,
Er, here in Texas that's an Aggie joke.
CR
David Littlefield wrote:
>
> Reminds me of a story...
>
> A Texan gets into Harvard (it happens). On his first day on campus he is
> wandering around trying to get oriented. He gets a bit lost and
> buttonholes a passing student.
>
> "Hey y'all," he says, "kin y'all tell me whar the library is at?"
>
> Sniffing in disgust at the Texan's drawl, the Harvard veteran replies
> "Sir, at Harvard we do not end our sentences with a preposition."
>
> "Oh, Ahm sorry," says the Texan, "I'll rephrase my question: kin y'all
> tell me whar the library is at, asshole?"
>
> David Littlefield
> Houston, TX
> '62 MGA MkII
> '51 MGTD
> '88 Jaguar XJ-S
> University of Colorado Class of '80 (History major)
>
> On Wed, 2 Aug 2000 14:53:06 -0600 (MDT) James Nazarian Jr
> <James.Nazarian@Colorado.EDU> writes:
> > no, mechanical engineer and software engineer, it is my job to make
> > stuff, not to explain it. Thanks for the critique Allen.
> >
> > James Nazarian
> > '71 B roadster
> > '71 BGT ever so slowly turning into a V8
> > '63 Buick 215
> >
> > "I sure wish I had a racer's budget, or are the racers just better
> > at
> > explaining expenses to the wife?"
> > -Unknown
> >
> > On Wed, 2 Aug 2000 Ajhsys@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > > In a message dated 8/2/00 12:36:51 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> > > James.Nazarian@Colorado.EDU writes:
> > >
> > > << Heel and Toe works best when the gas pedal is next to
> > > the brake at the level of braking that the shift happens at. >>
> > >
> > > - - - - - - - - - - -
> > >
> > > Let me guess. You are an English major?
> > >
> > > (Sorry, I couldn't resist! :-)
> > >
> > > Allen Hefner
> > > SCCA Philly Region Rally Steward
> > > '77 Midget
> > > '92 Mitsubishi Expo LRV Sport
> > >
> >
>
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