Reminds me of a story...
A Texan gets into Harvard (it happens). On his first day on campus he is
wandering around trying to get oriented. He gets a bit lost and
buttonholes a passing student.
"Hey y'all," he says, "kin y'all tell me whar the library is at?"
Sniffing in disgust at the Texan's drawl, the Harvard veteran replies
"Sir, at Harvard we do not end our sentences with a preposition."
"Oh, Ahm sorry," says the Texan, "I'll rephrase my question: kin y'all
tell me whar the library is at, asshole?"
David Littlefield
Houston, TX
'62 MGA MkII
'51 MGTD
'88 Jaguar XJ-S
University of Colorado Class of '80 (History major)
On Wed, 2 Aug 2000 14:53:06 -0600 (MDT) James Nazarian Jr
<James.Nazarian@Colorado.EDU> writes:
> no, mechanical engineer and software engineer, it is my job to make
> stuff, not to explain it. Thanks for the critique Allen.
>
> James Nazarian
> '71 B roadster
> '71 BGT ever so slowly turning into a V8
> '63 Buick 215
>
> "I sure wish I had a racer's budget, or are the racers just better
> at
> explaining expenses to the wife?"
> -Unknown
>
> On Wed, 2 Aug 2000 Ajhsys@aol.com wrote:
>
> > In a message dated 8/2/00 12:36:51 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> > James.Nazarian@Colorado.EDU writes:
> >
> > << Heel and Toe works best when the gas pedal is next to
> > the brake at the level of braking that the shift happens at. >>
> >
> > - - - - - - - - - - -
> >
> > Let me guess. You are an English major?
> >
> > (Sorry, I couldn't resist! :-)
> >
> > Allen Hefner
> > SCCA Philly Region Rally Steward
> > '77 Midget
> > '92 Mitsubishi Expo LRV Sport
> >
>
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