You'd have to explain that Granny's put on a few points - she's not the
lithe 100 pounds she used to be!
At 02:31 PM 3/14/00 -0500, Ajhsys@aol.com wrote:
>One of the airlines is currently offering a "Fly Anywhere" price of $99.00, I
>think. Why not just put the engine in a wheelchair, wrap it in a blanket,
>and put a hat on top. Then buy a ticket, and at the gate, roll the
>wheelchair up to the flight attendent. For good effect, lift the hat a
>little and give the engine a kiss goodbye.
>
>Make sure to tell the attendent that Granny sleeps very soundly, and she may
>be like a dead weight to lift into a seat. Maybe they'll leave her...er,
>it...in the wheelchair.
>
>Then just have the recipient meet the plane at the airport.
>
>Well, it's worth a try!
>
>Allen Hefner
>SCCA Philly Region Rally Steward
>'77 Midget
>'92 Mitsubishi Expo LRV Sport
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