In a message dated 6/29/99 5:36:12 PM SA Eastern Standard Time,
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu writes:
> Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.
Then in the intrest of fairness what are dogs?
What are dogs?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a
block away, but they don't
hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play;
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and
then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: Dogs are little men in fur coats
Rick Ewald
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