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From: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 1999 16:34:49 -0400
Smile!! The Cat thread is back 
 
 WHAT, EXACTLY, ARE THOSE CURIOUS ANIMALS 
 CALLED CATS? 
 
 
 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 
 2. They rarely listen to you. 
 3. They're totally unpredictable. 
 4. They whine when they are not happy. 
 5. When you want to play they want to be left alone. 
 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 
 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 
 8. They're moody. 
 9. They leave their hair everywhere. 
 10. They drive you nuts. 
 
 Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.
 
Larry

Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Administrator/Manager
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 1015 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104


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