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>Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight
>safety lecture" a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples
>that have been heard or reported:
Two more: "We would like to thank those of you who had a choice of airlines
for flying Continental (Appropriate because the Air Force had booked my
flight), and to wish you a pleasant day unless you have other plans."
"If you are handicapped or elderly, or have an aversion to being run over
by everyone else on the aircraft, you should ask to be moved from these
seats..."
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