Nelson Mandela was resting one day when there came a knock at his door.
He opened it to find a truck full of exhaust systems parked outside and
a Japanese with a clip-board who said "You sign! You sign!". Nelson
said "I don't want them, go away" and shut the door.
Next day the same thing happens but it a truck load of wing mirrors.
Nelson says "Look, I told you yesterday, I don't want them".
Third day, same thing, truck load of seats. Nelson is getting really
angry by now. Picks up the Japanese by his shirt-front and says "It's
not me, you've got the wrong bloke!".
Japanese chap says "You not Nissan Maindealer?"
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