Neil Neil... You pick on us nice Aussies and NZ'ers, but you are too
chicken to pick on someone bigger eh?
:-)
Mike
-----Original Message-----
From: neil.cairns@virgin.net <neil.cairns@virgin.net>
To: mgs@autox.team.net <mgs@autox.team.net>
Date: Friday, July 17, 1998 8:03 PM
Subject: Awful Jokes
>I have found a few more........
>
>OZ joke; How do you save a Pom from drowning?
> Shoot the bastard before he hits the water!
>
>Brit joke; What is a New Zealands idea of foreplay?
> " Hey Cherryl wake up!"
>
> What is an OZ's idea of foreplay?
> " Brace yourself Shelia"
>
>I'm not sure I should put in the USA one. It could cause another war.
>
>And.......MGA tyres, ( tires??) I have had a set of radial ply Michelins
>165 by 14 'MX's, one is over 15 years old and at a phenominal mileage,
>but the sidewall is now showing sun-crazing.
>
>Neil.
>
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