I have found a few more........
OZ joke; How do you save a Pom from drowning?
Shoot the bastard before he hits the water!
Brit joke; What is a New Zealands idea of foreplay?
" Hey Cherryl wake up!"
What is an OZ's idea of foreplay?
" Brace yourself Shelia"
I'm not sure I should put in the USA one. It could cause another war.
And.......MGA tyres, ( tires??) I have had a set of radial ply Michelins
165 by 14 'MX's, one is over 15 years old and at a phenominal mileage,
but the sidewall is now showing sun-crazing.
Neil.
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