OK, it's totally off-topic, but funny (to us English at least)
>One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go
>home and think of story and then conclude the moral of that story ...
>The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell
>their story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and
>every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town
>to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all
>the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks
>for the moral of the story ... Suzy replies, "don't keep all your eggs
>in one basket" Next is little Lucy ... "well my dad owns a farm too
>and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the
>incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched" ... teacher
>asks for the moral of the story .... Lucy replies "don't count your
>eggs before they're hatched" Last is little Billy ... "my uncle Ted
>fought in the war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory" ...
>"he jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine
>gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer.
>Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy soldiers. He
>shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out
>his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he
>killed the last ten with his bare hands" Teacher looks in shock at
>Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story ... Billy
>replies, "Don't mess with uncle Ted when he's been drinking"
Philip Raby
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