> Reminds me of a story. My grandfather spread some Vaseline all over the
> front of his car to keep the bugs from sticking on a long trip. In the
> days of full-service gas stations, an attendant was trying get the hood
> open to check the oil but couldn't get the hood up because his hands kept
> slipping on the Vaseline. He asked Granddad "What's all this here
> slippery stuff on the front of your car?" Granddad replied "Vaseline."
> To which the attendant responded "What's the matter, your garage too
> small?"
Did you hear about the bloke that couldn't tell the difference between putty
and Vaseline? All his windows fell out.
PaulH.
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