Mr. Miller, how much for the Sprite?
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> From: jlmiller <jlmiller@qualcomm.com>
> To: John P. Quinn <jpquinn@cyberramp.net>; mgs@autox.team.net;
healeys@autox.team.net; british-cars@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: How to get rid of cats
> Date: Monday, October 21, 1996 4:18 PM
>
> I don't usually reply to mail on this list. This is not meant as a flame
> but I think I will sell the Sprite I have owned for 30 years to
> dis-associate myself from you.
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> At 01:58 PM 10/21/96 -0500, John P. Quinn wrote:
> >Ok, I know this will offend a few people so I appologize now and, this
is
> >meant only as a joke so please don't flame me.
> >
> >Cats are the most torchered domesticated animal on the planet. I never
> >participated in any of it.... uh huh.
> >
> >1st, Coax them in close with bowls of warm milk and cat cookies.
> >
> >2nd, Catch one with a large fishing net while being very gentle.
> >
> >3rd, Tape up the bottoms of their feet with duct tape really good and
then
> >let loose.
> >
> >4th, Stand back and laugh your ass off on how funny they walk/hop around
> >with the tape on the bottoms of their feet. It is too funny! :)
This is
> >a laugh riot!
> >
> >Cats feel with their feet and can't stand not have the feeling in their
foot
> >pads.
> >
> >After doing that to any of that darned cats, they will never come back
> >around to spray your car, or put feet prints on your paint job.
> >
> >That should do the trick, let me know if this works...
> >
> >Q
> >
> >Proud owner of a 95 # Blue Doberman Pincher. (Who hates cats)
> >Jay Quinn - '62 Austin-Healey MKII Sprite
> >jpquinn@cyberramp.net
> >www.cyberramp.net/~jpquinn
> >PGP Encryption Key Upon Request
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> Jack Miller
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