I don't usually reply to mail on this list. This is not meant as a flame
but I think I will sell the Sprite I have owned for 30 years to
dis-associate myself from you.
At 01:58 PM 10/21/96 -0500, John P. Quinn wrote:
>Ok, I know this will offend a few people so I appologize now and, this is
>meant only as a joke so please don't flame me.
>
>Cats are the most torchered domesticated animal on the planet. I never
>participated in any of it.... uh huh.
>
>1st, Coax them in close with bowls of warm milk and cat cookies.
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>2nd, Catch one with a large fishing net while being very gentle.
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>3rd, Tape up the bottoms of their feet with duct tape really good and then
>let loose.
>
>4th, Stand back and laugh your ass off on how funny they walk/hop around
>with the tape on the bottoms of their feet. It is too funny! :) This is
>a laugh riot!
>
>Cats feel with their feet and can't stand not have the feeling in their foot
>pads.
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>After doing that to any of that darned cats, they will never come back
>around to spray your car, or put feet prints on your paint job.
>
>That should do the trick, let me know if this works...
>
>Q
>
>Proud owner of a 95 # Blue Doberman Pincher. (Who hates cats)
>Jay Quinn - '62 Austin-Healey MKII Sprite
>jpquinn@cyberramp.net
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