Sweatshirt

[Barrie Robinson <barrier@bconnex.net>]

I have one remaining green sweatshirt in the size of XXXL
It is of fantastic quality, the cotton being raised on pure spring water 
and gathered lovingly by nubile maidens dressed in diaphanous robes while 
singing soft sonnets.  Combined with 50% of pristine polyester which was 
gleaned from machines expertly piloted by exotic dancers.  It bears the 
sacred  Moss catalog image of the front of the MGB with large letters 
crying out "MGB V8".  The back speaks to all men by having the words of the 
V8's history together with the runes of its specifications
All this for a mere US$20 plus $6 postage
Oh that I was that girth!!!

P.S  Before you tattle on your keyboard, forget any comments on the 
availability of the maidens!

Regards
Barrie

Barrie Robinson
barrier@bconnex.net 
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