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WHO SAID REDNECKS... The Rest of the Story

To: "Clay, Dale" <Dale.Clay@mdhelicopters.com>,
Subject: WHO SAID REDNECKS... The Rest of the Story
From: Dick J <lsr_man@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2001 09:27:32 -0800 (PST)
> >  WHO SAID REDNECKS ....WEREN'T INTELLIGENT
> >  
> > Hello, is this the FBI?"
> > "Yes. What do you want?"
> > "I'm calling to report about my neighbor
> Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
> > marijuana inside his firewood."
> > "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> > The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy
> Bob's house.
> > They search the shed where the firewood is
> kept. Using axes, they bust
> > open every piece of wood, but find no
> marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob
> > and left.
> > 
> > The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
> > 
> > "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
> > 
> > "Yeah!"
> > 
> > "Did they chop your firewood?"
> > 
> > "Yep."
> > 
> > "Merry Christmas Buddy"
> > 

The rest of the story: 
Billy Bob continued:  "Hey, and don't forget to
call them next month and tell them I'm hidin
marijuana buried in my back yard.  I need it
tilled for the new garden."

DJ
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